Santa was driving car zigzag & rashly.
Traffic cop caught him.
Santa sir I am learning driving.
Cop:without instructor?
Santa: ye correspondance course hai bhai. 
Santa:Doctor,whenever I drink my coffee,I get a sharp pain in my eye.What should I do?
Doctor:Just remove the spoon from your cup.
Why did Santa Singh took 18 sardars to watch a movie?
Because under 18 was not allowed!
ONE DAY SANTA WAS CRYING. BANTA ASKED HIM WHY ARE YOU CRYING . HE ANSWERED I HAVE ONLY ONE BROTHER BUT MY SISTER hAS TWO. |
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